Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Victoria

Victoria "Bambi" Oliver comes from the Northern-most Carolina. If she is above a 7 or below a 3 on a 1-10 emotional scale, she is rolling around on the floor. She has an unhealthy obsession with Audrey Hepburn and believes she is a reincarnation of Audrey's pet deer, Ip. This is why she has been a vegetarian for almost 6 years. Save the deers, dude. She enjoys spontaneously dancing, making an absolute fool of herself in front of anyone who will watch, painting her face, and making collages. She marked her territory by peeing all over the walls of 3K (and by peeing, we mean collaging). Past times include juggling, plate spinning, complaining, talking like Bartok from Anastasia, and her knees.

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