Elizabeth "Littlebitz" Birnbaum is not a resident of apartment 3K this year, but she is here more often than the actual residents. She is a native of the Longest Island and the only thing higher than her personality is her cholesterol. She enjoys starting up random conversations with people she doesn't know and becoming best friends with them. Some of her greatest joys in life are Disney, making people laugh, and sweatpants. Her greatest talent is making herself the most awkward person in the room. She recently found coffee in her life and she feels as if she is seeing clearly for the first time in her life. This may have something to do with the fact that she never sleeps. She is under surveillance for potentially being a vampire.
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